If there’s anything that The Rest is History has taught me, it is that royalty and the noblesse are nothing more than violent, racist, lying, thieves and gangsters.1 They exist today, purely on the fruits of their ill-gotten gains, and it is past time to correct that error.

The current events of the British Monarchy are only a tip of the iceberg of foul play they are responsible for, or at the very least, have handsomely benefitted from at the expense of many millions of others.

If there is any justice, not only should Andrew be jailed for a string of offences that merit a dedicated website, but the enabling family and associated apparatus constructed and maintained specifically to hide, absolve and otherwise protect that entire institution should be prosecuted for crimes against humanity.

What a deeply shameful past Britain has.

But, what an opportunity it has been presented with at this moment. An opening to right more than a millennium of wrong.2

  1. The way they snark and chuckle over the beheading of women, children, siblings and others —although done for comedy— makes me question whether they kind of like it. Would they chuckle in the same way if Charles decided to behead Andrew for disreputable behaviour? I doubt it. Whether you live today or lived a thousand years ago, you are a person, a human, an être. What the fuck is wrong with these people! ↩︎

  2. Yes, I know. Britain hasn’t only conducted itself badly. I’m talking specifically about the institution around royalty. (This shouldn’t need to be clarified, but some dipshit is going to be triggered otherwise.) ↩︎